WARNING TO WOMEN!

You've heard about people who have been abducted  and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ  thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the  night a few years
ago.    I went to  sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
It was just that quick.  The replacements had the texture of
cooked oatmeal.
Whose thighs were these and  what happened to mine?   I spent
the entire  summer looking for my thighs.   Finally, hurt and
angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in  jeans.

And then the thieves struck  again. My bum was next.    I knew it  was the same gang, because they took pains to match my  new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with  earlier.   But my new bum was attached at least three  inches lower than my original !    I realized then I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of  long skirts.

Then two years ago I realized my  arms had been switched.
One morning I  was drying my hair and was horrified to see the
flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the  hairbrush.
This was really getting scary - my body  was being replaced one
section at a time.

What  could they do to me next?

When my poor neck  suddenly disappeared and was replaced
with a turkey  neck, that's when I decided to tell my story..
Women of the world wake up and smell the  coffee!   Those
'plastic' surgeons are using  REAL replacement body parts -
stolen from you and me!    The next time someone you know has
something 'lifted',  look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A  HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
every  night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought  some one had stolen my boobs.   I was
lying in bed and  they were gone!    But when I jumped out of
bed,  I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my  waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass  on.
Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled  heart!

BTW (by the way) - These same thieves came in my  closet and
shrank my clothes!

How do they do  it????